Taetro Gets Funky with Oddball Tech

Putting the Funk in Funky Tech

Taetro kicks off with a hypnotic intro, convincing us to dive into the world of impractical yet fun music tech. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where gadgets don’t just make noise; they make music-making an experience. Imagine a device that translates your plant’s cries for water into melodies or one that spins loops into reality. Taetro’s love for this kind of outlandish gear is as clear as a DJ’s favorite record.

"These music tech gadgets might be completely impractical, but for me, they make music making a lot of fun."

© Screenshot/Quote: Taetro (YouTube)

Orbiting Around Orbita

"What excites me the most about Orbita is the connection of electronic music instruments to the real, physical world."

© Screenshot/Quote: Taetro (YouTube)

Now, let’s talk about the Orbita. If you thought your classic sequencer was all you needed, think again. This thing moves like a busted turntable mixed with a color wheel from an elementary school art class. Taetro’s been eyeing this bad boy since NAMM 2022, and it’s easy to see why. It’s not just a gear; it’s an experience. Pop in those colored chips, and each hue controls a different tone, creating loops as they pass sensors. Want to change it up? Just physically maneuver the chips or mess with the speed of the device, staying true to its laid-back physicality. Despite its impracticality, the charm’s undeniable – kind of like finding a cassette in perfect condition at a thrift store halfway across town.

Case Closed: The XTS Stand

While we’re throwing quirks around, Taetro also gives a nod to the XTS stands by Analog Cases. These wonders of ergonomic gear placement aren’t just about style—they’re a synthesis of functionality and aesthetic appeal. Not to mention, they got his back with some sponsorship love. They’re all about mixing and matching gear in a way that feels less ‘corporate cubicle’ and more ‘artist’s den.’ Thanks to these adjustable stands, juggling multiple gear setups becomes a feature, not a flaw. They embody that mix between practicality and spectacle that Taetro seems to dig.

Harmony Bloom – Sequencing for the Everyman

Now if you’ve maxed out on Orbita’s kookiness, Taetro’s fans have a tip: Harmony Bloom, an iPad app-slash-plugin that mimics Orbita’s circular sequencing action without the hefty price tag. It’s wireless too, which fits anyone who’s tired of looking like they’re caught in a nest of cables. Taetro’s got this running in AUM with Bluetooth MIDI capabilities, allowing a seamless, practically cable-free experience. It’s all about sending MIDI commands that are technologically savvy yet street-smart in their simplicity. This app also sports features like probability control, making it a sneaky alternative to the more tactile and expensive Orbita. Yet, Taetro remains charmed by the latter’s tangible version of sequencing, where real-world touchpoints return the joy of making music—analog style.

From Plants to Pocket Scions

Ever wish your houseplants could serenade you? Enter the Pocket Scion, a device that converts biofeedback from plants or organic material into musical notes. Taetro dives into this fascinating world, explaining how minute electrical changes toss cool tunes your way. It’s a mad science crossover where greenery meets groovy. With multi-channel MIDI outputs, this device spreads its musical intent across multiple sound layers, potentially noodling its way into your DAW. Taetro shares how his own fig tree contributed to Ableton Move sessions, creating sounds you’d assume sprung from seasoned producers rather than foliage.

Inspiration Over Practicality

Taetro wraps things up by pondering the balance between practicality and inspiration. Music gear is more accessible and affordable than ever, yet the beauty often lies in the joy of experimentation. Sometimes, it’s not the goal but the sonic journey that matters. It’s like savoring a street vendor’s taco, where the excitement’s in the flavors, not just the meal’s size. He reminds us that the art of music truly lies in relishing the creative process. Whether through mainstream, budget-friendly tech or quirky gizmos, the heart of making beats is about the love for discovery. Taetro leaves us with a question: what other oddball devices should he explore next?

"I hope it's an inevitability as technology progresses, because I think after all is said and done, I more enjoy the process of making music rather than the event of finishing a piece of music."

© Screenshot/Quote: Taetro (YouTube)